31 July 2012

Limbaugh Jumps Another Shark


Yeah, he should be done right about now:
Have you heard this new movie, the Batman movie, what is it, The Dark Knight Lights Up or whatever the name is.  That's right, Dark Knight Rises. Lights Up, same thing.  Do you know the name of the villain in this movie?  Bane.  The villain in The Dark Knight Rises is named Bane, B-a-n-e.  What is the name of the venture capital firm that Romney ran and around which there's now this make-believe controversy?  Bain.  The movie has been in the works for a long time.  The release date's been known, summer 2012 for a long time.  Do you think that it is accidental that the name of the really vicious fire breathing four eyed whatever it is villain in this movie is named Bane?
Allow my inner comic book geek to shine through for a moment.

Here’s the thing:  Bane has existed as a Batman villain for nearly two decades.  In order for this conspiracy to actually occur, the Batman comic book writers would have to have known back in the early portion of Clinton’s administration that Mitt Romney would eventually leave Bain Capital and run for the presidency in 2012.  Not only that, the writers would have had to conspire with Christopher Nolan, Warner Bros, DC Comics, and the GOP in order for this to happen.  While I would not put it past the GOP to sabotage itself (how else to explain McCain in 2008, amirite?), it seems ludicrous to even suggest that that the GOP would spend nearly two decades trying to thwart its own efforts in the 2012 presidential race.

At any rate, this simply goes to show that Rush Limbaugh is, at this point in time, a complete joke.  He is clearly nothing more than a GOP shill who is willing to embarrass himself for the party.  Here’s hoping his listeners wake up to the fact that he is no longer a conservative (if he ever was), but is rather a GOP talking (empty) head.

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