21 December 2012

It’s What The Founders Would Have Wanted

Here’s why the founding fathers overthrew the British Government:

The FDA dictates that US nog have at least 6 percent milk fat. Since whole milk is only about 3.5 percent, many manufacturers add a dollop of cream to boost the lipids.

Yep, the founders fought against a guy who violated a litany of rights just so the federal government could micromanage the producers of eggnog.


  1. "He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance."

    I think I've heard this song.

  2. By my count, it's on its fourteenth consecutive verse.